It was only a matter of time until I had my very first review up! The time has definitely come that I share with you my thoughts and feelings for the best (and worst) burger spots in the metro area! Last weekend I had the definite pleasure of trying
Burgers & Cupakes.
My rating system is simple and easy to follow. In this blog, we may discuss items like bun, fries, pickle, and so on with such depth and passion that we might lose sight of the best part... the
burger!!! That tender, juicy burger patty is what matters most. Thus, the prestigious 5-patty prize will go to only the best burgers!
Burgers & Cupcakes
Burger Flavor: 4
Creativity (selection): 4
French Fries: 3
Juiciness: 4
Bun: 2
Atmosphere: 1
Service: 3
If you just clicked on the link above, I must first warn you: DO NOT attempt to visit the address at the bottom of the page. My date and I learned this the hard way. Apparently, there used to be a Burgers & Cupcakes at this location, but I can assure you, it is there no longer. We walked up and down 23rd street between 7th and 9th Avenues desperately hoping that we somehow missed the giant cupcake awning. Go with the location that shows up in the Google search: 9th Ave between 35th & 36th.
Now that that's taken care of, we can get down to business. The business of burgers. The place itself was
mediocre, at best. Pretty bare, with only a few attempts at a retro feeling with some desperate print-outs of 25-cent burgers. However, we were pleasantly greeted by a brunette working the register across the room. She told us to choose our own seats and that there was table service. Upon walking in at 7:30, the place was nearly empty and intimate. Despite the primitiveness of the
menu and the bleak atmosphere, tiny candles flickered on each table--cute and charming. By the time we left at 8, most of the some fifteen tables were filled.
If you know me even a little, you'll know that I may adore burgers, but sweets are my #1 (don't be surprised at all if new ice cream & sweet shops show up on this blog now and then). Thus, when I heard about this place, I was there in a flash! Burgers & Cupcakes?? Are you kidding me? I have to say both treats lived up to my expectations.
You can choose from a very wide selection of burger patties: Venison or Ostrich for the risk-takers and Beef or Turkey for the faint-hearted. I had the beef. Not for lack of guts, but I feel like it's my duty as a first-timer at places (and now a reviewer) that I have the traditional burger to be the most fair.
I asked for medium and definitely got medium. It was cooked through without foregoing juicyness and the right amount of pink. The bun was a disappointment. Maybe it's just me, but I feel that restaurants in the city who have a specific draw (in this case, the burger) should do everything they can to perfect it. It was like a store-bought bun. Soggy and thin, not hearty at all. This may be because they don't want to take away from the satisfactory amount of cheeses and toppings. I had the goat (my fave!) with the hickory smoked bacon. Can we PLEASE take a minute and talk about this bacon?
If it wasn't for this bacon, the overall rating for this sandwich would have been significantly lower. I cannot stress enough: it is
well worth the extra buck. We may be in hard times, but this is
IMPRESSIVE bacon, to say the least.
This is a picture of the bacon, upright.
Meaning, yes, that is the width of the piece of pork.
Meaty. Smokey. Incredible. The tangyness and heartyness of the bacon goes very well with soft goat cheese. Yum. With two to three of these slices on your burger, it is a filling investment. What my date and I both noticed, which I think is definitely worth telling you about, is how un-gross we felt after. One of the only drawbacks of eating a burger and fries is that heavy, lethargic feeling you get afterward that makes you just want to take a nap. We both felt satisfied and happy with our choices without feeling like we wanted to die! Yes! We split an order of regular fries (def sufficient for two). In fact, we were so satisfied and content with our meal and our night that we kept forgetting we had more plans later on. We were THAT happy with our dining choice.
Soggy bun :(

I have to mention the cupcakes. Delicious
butter-cream topped cakes of all varieties. We shared a pumpkin cupcake (gotta love seasonal items!) with butter-cream and the classic chocolate with vanilla cream. If you've had Magnolia, these are right up there. Yummy and the perfect size.
Review at a glance: Juicy. Great taste. Soggy bun. Friendly service. No pickle. Phenomenal Bacon. Charming Mason Jars as Glasses. Boylan's Root Beer. Burgers. and. Cupcakes. Duh.
And the Overall Rating Is....
3-patty Recognition!
Well done! Def worth trying out!
Sinking my teeth into the Burgers & Cupcakes hamburger with
goat cheese & hickory smoked bacon!